The Official Cowboy Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
The Official Cowboy Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Cowboys, REAL COWBOYS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Cowboys. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Cowboys are mammals.Weapons and gear:
Testimonial:
Cowboys can shoot anyone they want! Cowboys shoot cattle rustlers ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Cowboy who was drinking at a saloon. And when some dude dropped a spoon the cowboy killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a cowboy totally unload his six-shooter on some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Cowboys have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will shoot your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Cowboys are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Cowboys are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start riding lessons next year. I love Cowboys with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about cowboys?
A: Cowboys are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, cowboys are very chivalrous and hard-working.
Q: I heard that Cowboys are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Cowboys can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do cowboys do when they're not fighting indians or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent rootin' and tootin', but sometime they ranch. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
